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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to NOT fuck a train.

How should I go about doing that?

Okay so when you get on a train, just don’t stick your fucking dick into a hole that isn’t attached to another person

asks trainfuckers

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