The official tumblr of amtrak — Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to NOT fuck a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to NOT fuck a train.

How should I go about doing that?

amtrak-official answered:

Okay so when you get on a train, just don’t stick your fucking dick into a hole that isn’t attached to another person

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Don’t go sticking random objects in your vagina without either owning them or them being owner or attached to another person