Anonymous asked:
Which one of your trains is the least fuckable?
amtrak-official answered:
All of them aren’t allowed to be fucked
denying them of some of their needed enrichment, so cruel.
Gay sex is not actually a healthy form of enrichment for most trains and has been phased out in most train companies since the late nineties
Amtrak officially confirmed to be a homophobe very disappointing very sad
People are still allowed to have gay sex while on our trains, just only with other humans
yes but theyre hot so
Just fuck your boyfriend and/or girlfriend if you're so fucking horny
im not horny i want to fuck a train. its about the trainess not the sex.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ARROUSED BY A TRAIN!!
To be fair, I do know someone who had sex (with another human) on a train. Though thankfully for Amtrak, he lives in Europe
I’m fine with you having sex on a train, just need it to be with a person
