Anonymous asked:
Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to NOT fuck a train.
How should I go about doing that?
amtrak-official answered:
Okay so when you get on a train, just don’t stick your fucking dick into a hole that isn’t attached to another person
Don't go sticking random objects in your vagina without either owning them or them being owner or attached to another person
what if we attach the train to a person and the person consents since they consent does the train count as fuckable?
No, now stop asking questions I am not here to come up with a definite definition of what sex is for you horny bastards
Have you ever considered stopping and thinking before you say things, this has been a terrible experience
@smokingpotatostuff I have repeated stated I support you having gay sex ON the Train. With another Human being
