Anonymous asked:

are the trains asexual in the biological sense or in the sexual orientation sense? do they self-fertilize? do they regenerate? do they have reproductive organs at all? do they masturbate? do they not experience sexual attraction or do they just choose not to act on it? i have so many questions, my dear amtrak. does the train have a clitoris?

Biological, they are made in factories, the don’t regenerate but can be repaired by engineers or mechanics, no reproductive organs, therefore no masterbation, no attraction is sexual, and no they do not have a clitoris