The official tumblr of amtrak — What should I do if I want to be treated as...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
digitalbusker

Anonymous asked:

What should I do if I want to be treated as luggage

amtrak-official answered:

Have no blood and be a suitcase

digitalbusker

We can't have blood in our luggage now?!

amtrak-official

Well we have special accommodations for Vampires but other than that yeah we don’t allow it