bacony-cakes asked:
are you interested in purchasing my revolutionary locomotive design
amtrak-official answered:
This is clearly something from the next century of the future, I’ll take 5p
You won't regret it, friend! I also sell tyre-based versions.
That one's ugly
Ah, a tricky customer. Would you accept this marvellous vehicle instead?
How fast is it?
It moves 4 years per presidential term.
Wow that’s a good rate, I’ll take it
