The official tumblr of amtrak — I’m all three when it comes to interdimensional...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wheezethecheeze

wheezethecheeze asked:

I’m all three when it comes to interdimensional spacetime rifts

amtrak-official answered:

Why do you stop being a slut when the time rift closes? Those Homosexuals need you

wheezethecheeze

funny story I am but everybody thinks I fucked a spacetime rift when in reality I was torn apart reality itself and tried to tell osha about it but john osha thought it was a sex joke

amtrak-official

I understand what those words mean separately