wheezethecheeze asked:
I’m all three when it comes to interdimensional spacetime rifts
amtrak-official answered:
Why do you stop being a slut when the time rift closes? Those Homosexuals need you
funny story I am but everybody thinks I fucked a spacetime rift when in reality I was torn apart reality itself and tried to tell osha about it but john osha thought it was a sex joke
I understand what those words mean separately
Spacetime fucked up
ripped apart by rift
osha thinks it’s a sex joke
I hate to break it to you, but the spacetime is fine, I would have noticed if it wasn’t
