[amtrak-official]

Am I allowed to address my followers as "sluts, bitches and whores"? I don't want to exclude anyone by saying ladies and gentlemen

[joe-quixotic]

I'm pretty sure the current handbook reccommends "attention all Amtrak passengers" but hey, it's your semi-privatized national rail network so do what you want.

[amtrak-official]

That's for the passengers on a train, none of you fuckers are on a train

[jillthesomething]

Attention all amtrack followers?

[amtrak-official]

There is no ‘C’ in Amtrak