Not that you care but, We offer 40 minute service from DC to Baltimore for 5 bucks
No the fuck you do not.
Unless I book in advance and take a terribly-timed train, in which case sure, there’s a $5 fare.
Anyway, MARC runs for $8, which you can match or beat any time of day if I book a few weeks out.
Okay I can’t deny the fact that scheduling in advance does make thing much cheaper, but the time thing is slander. Are noon, 4 pm and 10 am all bad times to ride the train??
