The official tumblr of amtrak — What about two trains having sex with each other....

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the-empty-shadow asked:

What about two trains having sex with each other. (Not a trainfucker)

amtrak-official answered:

That’s fine, happens often

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Doesn't that usually result in some widespread damage? Or have the trains learned their lesson and only practice safe sex now...

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What do you think happens when trains move each other around the rail yard?