They call it LA Union Station because it's in LA and the train workers are unionized
They call it Baltimore Penn Station because it's in Baltimore and they write things down using Pens
They call it Peachtree station because it's in Atlanta and nobody knows how to name anything in that fucking city
They call it 30th street station because it's on the 30th street ever built in Philadelphia
why do they call it grand central
Because the decorations are very grand and it is in the geographic center of the US
