Hey, Midwesterners do you want to go to Chicago? No? Well too bad! you want to go to Chicago, it's your only option. Trust me Chicago is a lovely city that you want to visit. No I am not giving you a choice, your going to Chicago
The reason that every Long Distance Train ends in either Chicago, New York, New Orleans or Seattle is because we want you to expirence a Walkable City before you die
2 things: first, it would be “you’re a troglodyte” you forgot the “a” and second, How would you go about making my post not cringe because I like this post
