The official tumblr of amtrak โ€” Can we have sex with Trains?

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
tybarious-ii

Anonymous asked:

Can we have sex with Trains?

official-osha answered:

FUCK YES BROTHER RISE UP

tybarious-ii

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No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea