The official tumblr of amtrak — how come you say you're the "most fuckable...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

morganthepunkwitch-deactivated2 asked:

how come you say you're the "most fuckable government agency" but you don't want us to fuck trains.

it doesn't make sense.

My employees are the hottest in all the land

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