The official tumblr of amtrak — Can we have sex with Trains?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Can we have sex with Trains?

official-osha answered:

FUCK YES BROTHER RISE UP

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No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea

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do you hate gay people be honest

amtrak-official

No, I hate trainfuckers, if you want to fuck an old lady I support it. If you want to fuck A Siemens Charger Locomotive, You’re getting shot

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