Anonymous asked:

Can we have sex with Trains?

official-osha answered:

FUCK YES BROTHER RISE UP

[tybarious-ii]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea

[groovy-rat-man]

Give me ONE damn good reason why I can't have sex with a consenting train

[amtrak-official]

Trains can’t give consent