Anonymous asked:
Can we have sex with Trains?
official-osha answered:
FUCK YES BROTHER RISE UP
No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea
Give me ONE damn good reason why I can't have sex with a consenting train
Trains can't give consent
I'm not here to argue with you Mr. @amtrak-official sir (big fan, by the way) but I can think of a few trains that could, regrettably, give consent should someone be so inclined...
Those aren't my Trains for one and 2 you still can't fuck them. TRAINS CAN NOT BE FUCKED
Weak speak.
Trainfucker
