Anonymous asked:

Can we have sex with Trains?

official-osha answered:

FUCK YES BROTHER RISE UP

[tybarious-ii]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea

[groovy-rat-man]

Give me ONE damn good reason why I can't have sex with a consenting train

[amtrak-official]

Trains can't give consent

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

I'm not here to argue with you Mr. @amtrak-official sir (big fan, by the way) but I can think of a few trains that could, regrettably, give consent should someone be so inclined...

[amtrak-official]

Those aren't my Trains for one and 2 you still can't fuck them. TRAINS CAN NOT BE FUCKED

[zackbuildit]

How do you know 😏

Did you try it 😏

[amtrak-official]

I run the fucking trains, part of my job is making sure you sick freaks don't get your hands on them

[citrinedotsys]

the fucking trains?

[amtrak-official]

No the trains do not fuck people, because trains do not have sex