No. Stop asking You can not have sex with trains, you will die, I am tired of this question. Sex with trains is a bad idea
Give me ONE damn good reason why I can't have sex with a consenting train
Trains can't give consent
I'm not here to argue with you Mr. @amtrak-official sir (big fan, by the way) but I can think of a few trains that could, regrettably, give consent should someone be so inclined...
Those aren't my Trains for one and 2 you still can't fuck them. TRAINS CAN NOT BE FUCKED
How do you know 😏
Did you try it 😏
I run the fucking trains, part of my job is making sure you sick freaks don't get your hands on them
the fucking trains?
No the trains do not fuck people, because trains do not have sex