crinkly-spinkly
asked:

It is my job to make Sodor's engines fuckable, thank you.

You're gonna run me out of business if you keep spreading this slander.

amtrak-official
answered:

I don’t care how erotic you make Thomas the tank engine characters, I will not let a single one of the sick perverted creatures that we call trainfuckers near anything within my system

thequietpercussionist

We gotta Naruto run this guys

amtrak-official

And you will get shot, just like you would have been shot at area 51