The official tumblr of amtrak — Can we marry a train engine?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kroklay

random-user-999 asked:

Can we marry a train engine?

amtrak-official answered:

No, but you can marry a man in a dress covered in train engines

kroklay

Ooh I want to draw this, but the dress is actually made of train engines, like nice old steam locomotives. And it’s a big elaborate wedding dress. And there are ruffles around his moobs made of steam… if only I could actually draw well… ooh and give him a little train conductor hat

amtrak-official

Please send me the drawing when it’s finished, it sounds gorgeous