moffittarts
asked:

The old Amtrak F40PH locomotives are DILFs

amtrak-official
answered:

You cannot fuck this creature either. Just because he’s old doesn’t make it fuckable

totalcudgel

amtrak-official

YOU'LL GET TETANUS!!!

maythefool

weak speak.

amtrak-official

Are you implying that you don't get diseased? You're a train fucker you already are.

maythefool

honestlt it sounds like youre just jealous im fucking the trains and you arent

amtrak-official

I’m really not, I won’t end up dead in rural Colorado, rotting away in the sun and being pecked away at by the vultures