The official tumblr of amtrak — The old Amtrak F40PH locomotives are DILFs

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
qwertacius-boi

moffittarts asked:

The old Amtrak F40PH locomotives are DILFs

amtrak-official answered:

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You cannot fuck this creature either. Just because he’s old doesn’t make it fuckable

totalcudgel

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amtrak-official

YOU'LL GET TETANUS!!!

maythefool

weak speak.

amtrak-official

Are you implying that you don't get diseased? You're a train fucker you already are.

maythefool

honestlt it sounds like youre just jealous im fucking the trains and you arent

amtrak-official

I'm really not, I won't end up dead in rural Colorado, rotting away in the sun and being pecked away at by the vultures

maythefool

just making it sound more appealing, i get to go to colorado and meet vultures? sick as

qwertacius-boi

May take me with you I saw a hot diesel engine 🥵

amtrak-official

Diesel is not hot, it is still polluting just like coal or oil is.