The official tumblr of amtrak — You shouldn’t fuck trains for a multitude of...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

night-owll asked:

You shouldn’t fuck trains for a multitude of reasons, instead, give the train a little kiss on the forehead or cheek, tell it that you love it and will always be there for it.

Still not a safe idea, but I will let you do it