moffittarts asked:

The old Amtrak F40PH locomotives are DILFs

amtrak-official answered:

You cannot fuck this creature either. Just because he’s old doesn’t make it fuckable

[totalcudgel]

[amtrak-official]

YOU'LL GET TETANUS!!!

[totalcudgel]

I’m immune thanks to chronic exposure

[amtrak-official]

Not how Tetanus works

[fionn-o-nassus]

lmao this guy forgot condoms exist for this exact reason

[amtrak-official]

Did the AIDs crisis not happen in Trainfucker land?