Imagine if while you were on a train, a little old lady jumped up and began doing pirouettes while eating the chairs and singing the sound track of the Sound of Music in the Austrian Dialect of German. And then she stole your pocket watch, broke it with a hammer, stuck it in a bucket of paint and threw it out the window straight at a saguaro cactus, knocking the tops off of 7 cacti in the process. Wouldn't that be fucked up
This is suspiciously specific.
Please, official Amtrak, please add context!
All the context you need is there. I guess I never specified but the train is full of people and it’s the Southwest Chief
