The official tumblr of amtrak — If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can’t because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago