I'm better than other American transit agencies because I actually get my service improvements done when I start them within a reasonable time frame. Unlike some transit agencies *cough* LA metro *cough* MTA *cough* CTA *cough*
You're better than other American transit agencies because you've got trains (based), you keep clinging to life through sheer spite (admirable), and the Republicans want you gone (we're in the same boat so I feel a sense of kinship).
Wow, I really am a queer icon <3