Wait, fired from amtrak or just any job?

Why would it be ok to draw dicks on any train?

Where else would I draw dicks if not on a larger, more mobile dick?

If you own the train and say it's ok, you're free to do it

Are you going to homoerotically pin me against the doors if it turns out I don't own the train?

Never mind do what you want with it

Ah, beans.

Please just take the train

If you ever want to get involved in subtextual tussling, just look for the train covered in artistic dicks!

I thought subtextual said bisexual and was ready for gendered dicks

Yeah, I can make the dicks gendered! Great idea! Give em little 'staches, too!