The official tumblr of amtrak — What do think the supposedly false Connection...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
albobonobo
amtrak-official

This just in, Trains and Autism are somehow linked!! we here at Amtrak now have our top scientists trying to find out what that link is

albobonobo

Don't listen to this man he has a patent for trains that he says aren't linked to autism, all the links between the trains and autism in the paper are just the manufacturers not realising autism and trains happen at the same time does not mean they're linked, some of the trains weren't autistic, some of the manufacturers testimonies were changed, and the trains were abused. Oh yeah, and all of this was to help a lawsuit against using steps at the bottom of the sliding doors.

amtrak-official

Tell me, what reason would I have to claim trains and autism are disconnected. I don't even have the patent for most of my trains anyways.

albobonobo

Because in order to claim autism and trains were connected, you had to make up a phony mechanical problem called autistic transportitis, to help in the lawsuit.

amtrak-official

What do think the supposedly false Connection between trains and Autism I am creating is? Because the one I am thinking about has nothing to do with a sliding Door lawsuit