[amtrak-official]

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Are there men on the train who want to have gay sex with me? I'm not very good at gay sex with women, on account of... of my gender 😞

[amtrak-official]

I mean probably, but I am busy advertising to the lesbians

[screechingcollectivechorus]

K. Have fun! Lesbians love trains!

LMK when you've got time to advertise to other audiences. I have ideas...

[amtrak-official]

Oh, can I hear those ideas, I need to advertise to as many demographics as possible