The official tumblr of amtrak — Yes? Why would they not be allowed? Ace people are...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bigwidogastenergy
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If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

amtrak-official

Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago

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I'm busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago

vaspider

I'm persuaded.

bigwidogastenergy

@amtrak-official is it ok for asexuals to take the train too

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Yes? Why would they not be allowed? Ace people are awesome, we even occasionally serve cake in the cafe for them