corgiteatime asked:
What's the strangest animal that you know has been let onto an Amtrak train?
amtrak-official answered:
An old lady from New Jersey who only ate spiders and painted her face to look like the systene chapel fresco. She wore a bikini, and a dress made from photographs of the Chrysler Building. Her hair was syled to be a scale replica of the Cincinnati skyline
s- spiders georg??
No, he’s her fiance of 173 years
