corgiteatime
asked:

What's the strangest animal that you know has been let onto an Amtrak train?

amtrak-official
answered:

An old lady from New Jersey who only ate spiders and painted her face to look like the systene chapel fresco. She wore a bikini, and a dress made from photographs of the Chrysler Building. Her hair was syled to be a scale replica of the Cincinnati skyline

astonishment-and-dread

s- spiders georg??

amtrak-official

No, he’s her fiance of 173 years