The official tumblr of amtrak — Yeah that will work

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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On trains you can be incredibly fucking drunk, as long as you aren't rude to the other people of course

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@goblinlurker Unfortunately no, because you have no way to get drugs onto the train

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What if you get high as shit then get on the train?

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Yeah that will work