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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I really should be allowed back in Karaoke bars, I could do such a good job at Money Money Money by ABBA if they would let me

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@ditzydisko The Piano Man incident of 1993

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Well I mean it does involve the California Zephyr and 16 pounds of Crack Cocaine

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Trains really shouldn't be in most bars

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It’s not my fault the man didn’t know the exact wording of a passage from the novel Brave New World