The official tumblr of amtrak — Are you actually Amtrak or is this a joke blog?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allaneddem

nachtsynth asked:

Are you actually Amtrak or is this a joke blog?

amtrak-official answered:

I can be whatever you desire

asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors

Two halves of a grilled cheese?

amtrak-official

No, not that

allaneddem

A crab ?

amtrak-official

I did receive 2 crabs in the mail today