nachtsynth
asked:

Are you actually Amtrak or is this a joke blog?

amtrak-official
answered:

I can be whatever you desire

asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors

Two halves of a grilled cheese?

amtrak-official

No, not that

allaneddem

A crab ?

amtrak-official

I did receive 2 crabs in the mail today