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amtrak-official

I wish I could control the Railways, but unfortunately that job remains with private industry like CSX and BNSF who are dictatorial

catgirlforeskin

When our corporate lords are cast aside and all transit is nationalized, we will tie Barbie the reactionary to the tracks to be vaporized by our high-speed maglev trains running along the entire coast. We will demolish her Malibu beach dreamhouse and replace it with dense mixed-use walkable urbanism. Her pink Barbie car will be scrapped, the roads she drove upon will be ripped up and replaced with grass fields, bike lanes, and light rail tracks

amtrak-official

I never met Barbie, is she really a Republican??

catgirlforeskin

With this kind of property value, how couldn’t she be?

amtrak-official

I can't believe you guys told me she was a Feminist when she lives in a Malibu Mansion, I trusted you Tumblr

asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors

Did you not see the movie?

amtrak-official

I haven’t had a chance yet