The official tumblr of amtrak β€” I had a dream Amtrak was fully staffed by...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

trip-is-bad-at-go asked:

I had a dream Amtrak was fully staffed by cybernetically enhanced workers whose will was entirely subsumed by that of Amtrak. They found out I found out and sent agents after me, but couldn't catch me because I took the train to get away.

Are there any plans to implement something like this in the future?

No! That’s fucking dystopian and mildly horrifying. Plus any murder agents I hire wouldn’t be stopped by a train

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