[amtrak-official]

Remember when wild girls get on the tracks, causing the train delays, DO NOT get off the train to interact with them, they can and will bite.

[mechamothgirl]

🥺🥺 Promise? 🥺🥺

[amtrak-official]

Do you want that to happen?

[mechamothgirl]

🥺🥺 Maybe? Are they cute cannibals? 🥺🥺

[amtrak-official]

Last week one bit off a man's leg, Why would you want to date her?

[mechamothgirl]

Look I'll take anything at this point even if it costs my my limbs

[amtrak-official]

There are normal girls you could date who don't bite

[newtsoftheworldunite]

[citation needed]

[amtrak-official]

Lesbian Bars probably have normal girls