The official tumblr of amtrak — Can you aim it accurately repeatedly though and...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
predatory-lesbians
amtrak-official

If you ever feel lost or confused, just remember, when you're on a train, you are always moving forward and will always know where you are heading

predatory-lesbians

the same could be said of if u were fired out of a cannon but the govt will never fund my research 😞

amtrak-official

That's not a good transit system, it sounds rather unreliable

predatory-lesbians

unreliable? i can load and fire a cannon in under 30 seconds. imagine being able to travel anywhere you want, not just where theres expensive infrastructure already built, but anywhere, in just a few seconds?

sure. ill be the first to admit our casualty rating is less than stellar, but ya know what they say, "shoot for the stars, that way osha will never find those poor interns remains"

amtrak-official

Can you aim it accurately repeatedly though and insure people’s safety consistently?