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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

pretzelbea asked:

I'm going on an Amtrak for the first time today to go to a wedding which will be the first time I'm presenting fem formally

Anything to know?

I guess don’t stab the groom? I am not fem and therefore really don’t have any advice. I guess also make sure the dress covers your tits so the bride doesn’t try to marry you? Oh wait you wanted advice for the train, not yhe wedding. I would say bring something to use for entertainment while your on the train and pack a snack

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