The official tumblr of amtrak โ€” can you specify how exactly you would like henry...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna

yourlocalfallofthewest asked:

can you specify how exactly you would like henry ford to be punished for his horrible sins?

Here is the current idea,

He will first be run over by 1000 streetcars, then have his skin slowly peeled away while onlookers stare at him, with Das Kapitel played over an intercom as this happens for 3 days, once his skin is gone he will be hit by every weapon used by the nazis in WWII and reassembled, then the spiders will build a 19 nests in his chest and devour his insides to feed their young, once that is done, he will then watch as all his wealth is torn away from him to feed the poor, be forced to sign 50 unions contracts, then be stabbed personally by the ghost of every person who has died in a car accident simce his death, and finally his Skeleton will be crushed and tossed into fire to be reforged so the process can begin again. Am i being too kind here? Just asking

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