[amtrak-official]

I could beat a vampire in a fight, vampires are just over dramatic bisexual theater kids with an iron deficiency anyways

[tardigrade-gaming]

but what could possibly be more dangerous in a fight than a dramatic bisexual theater kid with an iron deficiency?

[amtrak-official]

Probably like a Mosquito or something

[theinnermeyoullneverknow]

those are also vampires

[amtrak-official]

Then like a peach, a good peach though, not a bruised one