The official tumblr of amtrak — What are you a cop?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
holycaribou
amtrak-official

Please imagine me running the blog looking like this because I think this kind of look would be awesome and I am never revealing my face on the blog

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Why is there blood?

I mean, it would make sense if we had it, but you? You don't have many routes through areas THAT dangerous.

amtrak-official

Who said it's my blood?

holycaribou

i bet it's ronald reagan's blood

amtrak-official

What are you a cop?