The official tumblr of amtrak — It's closed right now anyways

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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It's midnight, I stumble out of Chicago union station bloody, I collapse dramatically on the steps, the bright warm glow of a streetlight illuminating me as I fall, the song Dancing Queen by ABBA begins to play from an unknown source, as the snow slowly begins to fall on my lifeless body as you see a woman in a long white fur coat with red stains exit the building, you are too preoccupied with the music source to stop my murderer

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"Please ma'am . . .

Which stop for.. which sto...

Which stop for the bean?!"

amtrak-official

A woman murdered me and your main concern is seeing the Fucking Bean at Midnight while it's snowing

bigmeatpete69420

You ever seen the bean?

Because I have not and they won't shut the fuck up about it lol

amtrak-official

It’s closed right now anyways