The official tumblr of amtrak — are you genuinely amtrak? are you like an actual...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
screechingcollectivechorus

existencebringsonlypain asked:

are you genuinely amtrak? are you like an actual social media manager or just some guy who works there? or just unaffiliated? /genq

amtrak-official answered:

Do you not trust me just because I threatened to kill Elon Musk several months ago?

screechingcollectivechorus

I thought it was the rampant and aggressive faggotry. A corporate account would be way more subtle about it...

amtrak-official

This is Tumblr, if you want to do well, you need to either be a fag or transexual